I am in the midst of an intense love affair with a babe who everyone tells me is no good. It began, of course, nearly three weeks ago on the Sunday night when I first saw that flash of pink--such a romantic color. Everyone said, "Watch out, this love is not for real." But I have been caught in a whirlwind romance ever since.
You know you're smitten when you can't get the love songs out of your head. Here I am still humming the Zodiacs to myself, begging this baby to stay.
The doctors all said, "This one's no good. Better hide your heart girl." They said I'd be left flat, that they could already hear the sound of the door slamming. I believed them completely, but I still could not stop myself from dreaming. Morning after morning alone, I kept listening for that knock on the door.
This week, it came. On Monday, the babe showed up in style. We were together again, and I had a beautiful heart-shaped bouquet to make up for all the lonely nights.
But the sweet love of reunion turns sour the fastest. By Wednesday the babe was again threatening to take off. As I bled with sorrow, the doctors said, "What did we tell you? We said this wasn't the one." Out of sympathy they sent me off to Bigelow Chemists, the oldest "apothecary" in New York City, where (for $75 cash and a winning smile) you can still get your progesterone suppositories custom-mixed to order within the hour. [www.bigelowchemists.com]
And that, my friends, is how Baby Bigelow got his name. No one thinks he'll stick around. But for now he's still here and I'm still crazy in love.
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Oh, Anne, I really hope he does stick around. I'm sorry that you've been through so much turmoil these past weeks.
I am hoping hoping hoping this works out for you. What a crazy week for you.
Wishing and hoping that all is well.
I am hoping for the best for Baby Bigelow and you. Everything's crossed here.
Here's to Bigelow, and to hope. So so hoping for you, Anne.
Of COURSE you're in love. And of COURSE I'm still hoping, hoping, hoping...
You are indeed having a crazy tough week. For that, you have my sympathy, empathy and if I could manage it, a miracle.
Take care of yourself.
Amazing. Hope Bigelow sticks around for the long haul.
What a roller coaster, Anne! I am still hoping and praying that everything works out for you and Baby Bigelow. Hang in there.
Anne, I'm wishing everything for you and Bigelow.
Wishing you and baby bigelow a long and happy life together. Keeping everything crossed for you.
Well this is a brilliant surprise. Hoping nothing ceases the moment for many many months.
It's totally impossible not to fall in love!
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